^^^ Boy if'n that ain't the truth! ^^^
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^^^ Boy if'n that ain't the truth! ^^^
reply with quote helps lol
Don't forget the proper use of "yore", as in "In days of yore."
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Signs on the curb: Want to learn to read? Call 555-555-5555
Why do banks charge you money for not having money in the account they know you don't have any money in? Hmmmmmm?
Okay...it's Friday Night and I'm starting with a little Jim Beam Distiller's Cut...here we go.
* Which will get to your house faster...your pizza order or an ambulance??
* Why do my neighbors leave cars and trucks worth thousands of dollars in their driveway and cram junk in the garage??
* Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food??
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour??
* Why is it when one sock goes missing you notice but when both disappear you don't??
* Why is it by law our cars have to be road worthy, but the roads don’t have to be car worthy??
* Why is using a dollar bill as a book mark is cheaper than buying a bookmark??
* Why is bean bags are just boneless chairs??
And the last one is.............
* Why is it that one of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won't get angry if you tell the truth??
* Which will get to your house faster...your pizza order or an ambulance??
* Why do my neighbors leave cars and trucks worth thousands of dollars in their driveway and cram junk in the garage??
* Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food??
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour??
* Why is it when one sock goes missing you notice but when both disappear you don't??
* Why is it by law our cars have to be road worthy, but the roads don’t have to be car worthy??
* Why is using a dollar bill as a book mark is cheaper than buying a bookmark??
* Why is bean bags are just boneless chairs??
And the last one is.............
* Why is it that one of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won't get angry if you tell the truth??
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