Men Using Tampons????

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emapples

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I'd rather see "Depends in a Dispenser" than stuff a tampon up my butt.
Lol.... I would just stay on the can until it was over and not leave the house ...... so I’d do neither .....just saying it’s possible (however remote) they could aid in such an event. I think its insanity, but we’ve let it happen and it’s only going to get worse.
 

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Yeah, but say you were out shopping in your favorite LGS, you got your basket full of ammo and stuff...Hot dang! .22LR for 4 cents a round! 9mm for $7.99 per! Some other goodies...You head for the check out ... then the need to go hits suddenly and you make a run for the men's room. Uh oh. Montezuma's Revenge has struck! And there you sit; you have done gone and just about fouled your dang drawers and you have to figure out what to do: You fear you won't make it to the vehicle and everyone will see you bent over and hobbling as you scuttle crab-like for the door; spreading stain in back evident of your dismay.

I'd rather have a big old oversized Depends to put on than a cob up my booty. Heck, I...ah...uh...a friend told me he once wadded up like two rolls of toilet paper and all stuffed down in the back of his pants to dam the flow when he got caught in a bad way in a public place.

Depends FTW.
 

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Yeah, but say you were out shopping in your favorite LGS, you got your basket full of ammo and stuff...Hot dang! .22LR for 4 cents a round! 9mm for $7.99 per! Some other goodies...You head for the check out ... then the need to go hits suddenly and you make a run for the men's room. Uh oh. Montezuma's Revenge has struck! And there you sit; you have done gone and just about fouled your dang drawers and you have to figure out what to do: You fear you won't make it to the vehicle and everyone will see you bent over and hobbling as you scuttle crab-like for the door; spreading stain in back evident of your dismay.

I'd rather have a big old oversized Depends to put on than a cob up my booty. Heck, I...ah...uh...a friend told me he once wadded up like two rolls of toilet paper and all stuffed down in the back of his pants to dam the flow when he got caught in a bad way in a public place.

Depends FTW.
Well with the Tampon (Speaking only from second had information and a basic understanding of fluid dynamics) one leaves you with an option of keeping the smelly bits (inside an odor proof cavity) with a depends you end up smelling like a fresh pile of crap should you have a release. The fact we are even having this discussion tells us how far this country has fallen LOL.
 

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