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This Remedial Medical Advice 101 is great – It came off the Mayo Clinic website . . .


A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??

Go outside and pee in the garden:

If ants gather: diabetes.

If you pee on your feet: prostate.

If it smells like a barbecue: cholesterol.

If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: osteoarthritis.

If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants: Alzheimers
 

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You forgot a very simple principal.......water conducts electricity. Well...technically (Electrical Conductance) the water you see in the world around you is a great conductor of electricity, totally pure water, which is rarely found outside the lab, doesn't actually conduct electricity, because of its lack of free electrons.

But, in nature,(as in the video below) pretty much all water has mixed with sediments and minerals, which ionises water molecules and allows them to conduct current. Soooooooo if your urine doesn't conduct electricity....you're screwed.



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You forgot a very simple principal.......water conducts electricity. Well...technically (Electrical Conductance) the water you see in the world around you is a great conductor of electricity, totally pure water, which is rarely found outside the lab, doesn't actually conduct electricity, because of its lack of free electrons.

But, in nature,(as in the video below) pretty much all water has mixed with sediments and minerals, which ionises water molecules and allows them to conduct current. Soooooooo if your urine doesn't conduct electricity....you're screwed.



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Some men learn by readin, some learn by watchin, some have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
 

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I worked with a young couple from NYC several years ago on a Seismic crew and we was down in Texas working and came upon a electric fence, so being nice i told them what it was and to not touch it til i could check to find out if it was hot or not, and the boy of the couple asked how you checked and just being funny i said you pee on it and the next i heard was screaming, his girl friend cussed me for a week cause that was how long it took for it to get big enough for her to see it again.
 

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You forgot a very simple principal.......water conducts electricity. Well...technically (Electrical Conductance) the water you see in the world around you is a great conductor of electricity, totally pure water, which is rarely found outside the lab, doesn't actually conduct electricity, because of its lack of free electrons.

But, in nature,(as in the video below) pretty much all water has mixed with sediments and minerals, which ionises water molecules and allows them to conduct current. Soooooooo if your urine doesn't conduct electricity....you're screwed.



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Dumbass just won't learn will he. He keeps peein on the fence over and over.
 

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