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The food was so bad you bit the doc and nurses? Damn, you really do need Waffle House.

Gee, whoodathunk? Maybe this is why my cholesterol is at the lowest it’s ever been. Been getting about 70% of my calories for about the past 8 months from mostly saturated fats. Pork fat, Beef fat, butter, cheese (I know, redundant as it’s beef fat too), are the mainstays of my diet. 20% from...

So your friend is invited. His son’s wife’s brother is getting married. Unless there is an actual name for the relationship, it’s a hard pass. There is no sibling in law designation. Son and wife go, Dad watches game or goes hunting, or anything else he damn well feels like doing.

With Stallone being the star, they had to have hit the dive bars and homeless camps and paid a premium for the worst of the worst.

Not eligible for the award. He didn’t actually remove himself from the gene pool.

Says the guy whose screen name indicates that he believes he may have once been a garden slug and may indeed someday be reborn as a sponge.

So, taking up legs is the wrong approach then.

Had a McDonalds drive through employee initially not give me my $3.00+ change from a $20.00. When I called her out on it, she looked at me funny and asked me “You really want your change back?” I told her, “If you don’t want your manager involved, I better get every penny of it back.” She...

It is interesting to note that the statement on bills reads “Legal tender for all DEBTS, public or private” and not “Legal tender for all business transactions, public or private.”

They already have a process in place to let the State know you sold your car. It costs $10.00, but worth it.

It was an ND. Negligent on the part of the owner for allowing an idiot near an open gun safe where he could practice his idiocy.

“I don't know the numbers, but a lot of innocent folks spent a lot of time behind bars and she should have been one of them.” So you’re saying she was innocent and should be one of the innocent folks who spent a lot of time behind bars?

I have a credit card that enables me to reserve a hotel room and rent a car if needed. I pay for pretty much everything I buy with it. I pay it off totally at least once a month, sometimes more than that. It give me the credit card protections on purchases, and more protection from fraud than a...

Probably their only car, and he will still drive.

Can we start a GoFundMe to get them some “Kool-Aid” and purple sneakers?

Probably a bit brown too.

Worked with an Air Force Captain back in the late 80s who was a total “@$$hat”. Nobody liked him. He thought if you were lower ranking, you were scum, if you were female you should be in his Air Force, and if you weren’t a W.A.S.P., you were scum. He was informed that he had an assignment and...

Don’t really have an opinion to offer, as I have always selected the newest manufactured tires available, and I ride sufficient mileage to wear them out long before the five year “deadline”.