My birfday gift to you

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Hoov

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Here is my humorous (I hope) gift to you. This is my list of "How you know you know you are not a guy"

You are not a gun guy if;

You say nine eleven instead of nineteen eleven.
You say bullets when refering to ammunition.
You think striker fired is a pizza oven.
You think John Moses Browning was a biblical character.
You think flintlock was played by Tom Selleck.
You think Beretta is a sauce... or, a Chevrolet. Equally bad.
You think over/under is a sexual position.
You think Varget is a super store.
You think mall ninja is an egg roll vendor.
You think One Shot is a bug killer.
You think small base is the way your wife used to look.
You think a three way cutter is a yard tool.
You think OTIS is the man.
You think Crimson Trace was a great submarine movie.
You think Dillon had that thing for Miss Kitty.
You think Caesar Guerini was a great boxer.
You think hand primer is something you do in the shower.
You think Kel Tec is a shoe insert.
You think STAGARMS is a Vegas hotel.
You think LC is an up and coming rapper.
You think Sig Sauer is that stuff you put on hot dogs during October Fest at Frontier City.
You think short mags are "little people."
You think 30-06 is a tire size.
You think corn cob media comes on at 6:00.
You think EOTech is a medical provider.
5.11 is your bedtime.

Hope you enjoyed!
 

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