Anyone sick of this ********? I mean, fine, expect and receive gifts - whatever. Tradition and all that. But things are getting out of hand, Stan. I'm tellin' ya.
You guys know what honeyfund is? If not count yourselves lucky. It's like a GoFundMe for honeymoons. No ********. You itemize out all the expenses of whatever pretentious shitdick eurotrip your plebeian twenty-something asses cain't afford and make sure everyone who has ever been in the same room with you for 5 minutes gets a link to it. Down to the details, man. Not kidding. On top of the Amazon wishlist and list of brick & mortar stores you're registered at. There's some 'our story' website thing too where you try to make yourselves sound extra cute so you get more money.
Gotdamnit, kids. Gotdamnit. My neighbors when I was a teenager were Mexican. Dad owned a business, couple older kids. One of the kids got married and everyone was asked to bring a case of beer and nothing else. No joke. Bride did the money dance, mariachi band played, food was brought and served by family, big party all night. We need to take some lessons from the Mexicans, man. On weddings and cooking at the very least.
You pick up on what I'm layin' down, Jack?
You guys know what honeyfund is? If not count yourselves lucky. It's like a GoFundMe for honeymoons. No ********. You itemize out all the expenses of whatever pretentious shitdick eurotrip your plebeian twenty-something asses cain't afford and make sure everyone who has ever been in the same room with you for 5 minutes gets a link to it. Down to the details, man. Not kidding. On top of the Amazon wishlist and list of brick & mortar stores you're registered at. There's some 'our story' website thing too where you try to make yourselves sound extra cute so you get more money.
Gotdamnit, kids. Gotdamnit. My neighbors when I was a teenager were Mexican. Dad owned a business, couple older kids. One of the kids got married and everyone was asked to bring a case of beer and nothing else. No joke. Bride did the money dance, mariachi band played, food was brought and served by family, big party all night. We need to take some lessons from the Mexicans, man. On weddings and cooking at the very least.
You pick up on what I'm layin' down, Jack?
