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<blockquote data-quote="RyanSixer" data-source="post: 1842343"><p>Here's another list. <img src="/images/smilies/biggrin.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p>10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as a hippy or a communist.</p><p>9. Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.</p><p>8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.</p><p>7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range.</p><p>6. While unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out."</p><p>5. Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are feeling generally angry.</p><p>4. If the gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.</p><p>3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.</p><p>2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, don't run around yelling "I have a gun! I have a gun!"</p><p>1. Don't piss me off.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RyanSixer, post: 1842343"] Here's another list. :D 10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as a hippy or a communist. 9. Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns. 8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey. 7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range. 6. While unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out." 5. Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are feeling generally angry. 4. If the gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do that for you. 3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish. 2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, don't run around yelling "I have a gun! I have a gun!" 1. Don't piss me off. [/QUOTE]
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