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[MacFromOK]

I'm thinking about a bagpiper with beard and kilt, blasting out something with a little zip to it.

Ya could just take a sack of cats and shake 'em a bit.

Not much difference in sound, and probably more entertainin'...

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[Matt Giroux]

It’s called a Freedom beard.

I know what they call it lol, my old man grew his out after 30 years working in LE

 

[Matt Giroux]

Ya could just take a sack of cats and shake 'em a bit.

Not much difference in sound, and probably more entertainin'...

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Easy there now, one of us red bearded scotsmen might take offence to that...

 

[El Pablo]

Here is my problem with funeral attire, its hard for me to fit my big *** in a proper suite, all 2 of mine had to be custom cut to fit correctly. My go to funeral attire is a well starched and pressed pair of dark blue wranglers, a nice starch white button down, Blazer and my black felt hat (which does come off upon entering a building)

But you are little

me getting fat and out of shape made buying clothes easier

suits and dress shirts had to not fit correctly or be custom made before that.

 

[Matt Giroux]

But you are little

me getting fat and out of shape made buying clothes easier

suits and dress shirts had to not fit correctly or be custom made before that.

I'm big just in a different way....You ever tried finding shirts with a 52" chest but only needing them 30" long and my damn tree trunk thighs from playing college football...I'm built like a Damn Dwarf from Lord of the Rings just a little taller

 

[MacFromOK]

I'm big just in a different way....You ever tried finding shirts with a 52" chest but only needing them 30" long and my damn tree trunk thighs from playing college football...I'm built like a Damn Dwarf from Lord of the Rings just a little taller

I'm built kinda like a defensive lineman myself.

Anyone remember Refrigerator Perry?

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[VTDW1]

I think it sounds like a lot of "men" in here are paying way too much attention to other men's appearances. I'm starting to wonder if there is a lot of closet occupying around here or something.

LOL...hahaha

 

[El Pablo]

I'm big just in a different way....You ever tried finding shirts with a 52" chest but only needing them 30" long and my damn tree trunk thighs from playing college football...I'm built like a Damn Dwarf from Lord of the Rings just a little taller

52 in chest, long arms and torso, short legs. So I get it. Much easier to buy suits when you don’t have a 20 inch difference between chest and waist. Getting fat made pants fit in the legs, didn’t before.

I wear a 17.5 neck and 37 in sleeve for dress shirts. Hard to find but easier than 15.5 x 37

 

[fatcpa]

As far as funeral and burial plans go, I tell my wife to donate any and all useable parts for transplant or science purposes and burn what’s left. Needless to say she doesn’t appreciate my plan!

 

[Aku]

I'm built kinda like a defensive lineman myself.

Anyone remember Refrigerator Perry?

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