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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by RugersGR8, Jan 19, 2019.

  1. RugersGR8

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    A handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on.

    The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Alexandria looked at John and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    John says, "You know what, I bet he will."

    Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't.

    John placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to John, saying, "Fair's fair... here's your money."

    John replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump. ”

    Alexandria replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

    John took the money and left.

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went back to the US Congress.
     
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    An old blonde joke with a new twist...

    I like it. :D
     
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    If you want to know the value of a degree from Boston University, well, that's where she got her degree in Economics.

    Ladies and gentlemen, the prosecution rests.
     
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    She has a
    Pretty nice rack
    Love
    Skinny chicks
    With
    Some top end
     
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    and no brains?
     
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    America, have I got plans for you..
    [​IMG]
     
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    That's the only way some of us would get any play with them at all.... dazzle 'em with ********, 'cause they sure ain't noticing me any other way. lol
     
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    That woman may epitomize an old statement that I made many years ago. When I was fixing to discharge from the Army, my company commander asked me if I was going to go to college. My reply was that I knew too many people with degrees that couldn't pour "water" from a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
     
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    Yes she does. But I'm betting that she bought them instead of growing them herself.
     
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