That obituary reminds me of my brother that passed a few years ago. Quite the character, and nobody can forget him.
Funny, to me it sounds like a life well and fully lived, leaving behind a lot of people who will speak either fondly or admiringly of him for many years to come. Should we all be that "worthy".
As for my own, I'd be perfectly happy if my obituary simply said "He kept telling all of you that he was tired of your ****, this is just his way of proving it!"
I like that.
Told my wife there better not be a preacher or a sermon or I’ll come out the ashes and beat some ass.
If you want to go to church, do it on your own time, not mine.
My obit will be “he was an ass”
I want my memorial service at the gun range and everyone can shoot my guns and ammo til it runs out.
Told my wife there better not be a preacher or a sermon or I’ll come out the ashes and beat some ass.
If you want to go to church, do it on your own time, not mine.
My obit will be “he was an ass”
I want my memorial service at the gun range and everyone can shoot my guns and ammo til it runs out.
Some have had some of there ashes put in shotgun shells and then fired off at a memorial type deal.
I told my kids make some dough bait out of me and let the fish have a little revenge for once. My ashes, some Wheaties, some strawberry pop, and chicken liver blood. Has to be a catfish somewhere that would like that.
"Viscous," or "vicious?"
First one relates to thickness of a liquid and the second relates to meanness.
But, now that I think on it, we could be getting "thicker."
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