Are You Going To Have Your Groceries Delivered?

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not sure if it's available, but our town has setup a hotline for folks to call if they need help with shopping.

Our police department is also stationing officers at grocery stores during 'senior hours' to help folks who need either shopping inside or help loading cars.
 

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If you guys had embraced fundamental Mormonism you wouldn't be worried about running out of food or toliet paper caused you'd have a years supply already on hand. They knew this day was coming.
 

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If you guys had embraced fundamental Mormonism you wouldn't be worried about running out of food or toliet paper caused you'd have a years supply already on hand. They knew this day was coming.

Making light of this comment, if I had embraced such I would have multiple wives and an untold number of kids and our 1400 sq ft would be crowded.. LOL.. Not to mention I would be one tired puppy..
 

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Making light of this comment, if I had embraced such I would have multiple wives and an untold number of kids and our 1400 sq ft would be crowded.. LOL.. Not to mention I would be one tired puppy..

Yes indeed. Your quiver would be full. But you'd also have 5 gallon buckets of macaroni and wheat stashed everywhere. Not to mention cases of industrial strength toliet paper. If you've watched the tv show "Sister Wives" then you'd know they don't live in a 1400sq foot house.
 

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Nope, I live alone and have a freezer with probably 50-60 lbs of beef and other pantry goodies. As long as I can get fresh milk (7:00 am at Braums) and cheese and eggs, I'm golden. I'll get a 12 pack of azzwipe if I come across some but I don't even need that really.
 

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Well since you all are talking about how the Mormons are doing during quarantine. I heard the JWs aren't to upset either.
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