Beware of Outhouse Bears

[druryj]

This has got to be a first. Woman sits down on the outhouse toilet and gets bit in the buttocks by a bear...from below! What a crappy bear.

Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear, from below (nbcnews.com)

 

[CHenry]

Thats funny! But not

 

[Mr.Glock]

Haaaaaaaaaa! The ultimate goose!

 

[Jcann]

Don't wake hibernating bears....they have a shi**y attitude.

 

[John6185]

I was always concerned about Black Widows lurking in the outhouse. Found them on the floor and walls sometimes but I wasn't gonna stick my head in the hole and look around! Now i have an inside toilet.

 

[druryj]

I was always concerned about Black Widows lurking in the outhouse. Found them on the floor and walls sometimes but I wasn't gonna stick my head in the hole and look around! Now i have an inside toilet.

Braggart.

 

[Shottyshooter90]

What if the old reply "does a bear **** in the woods?" is all wrong after all?!!

 

[2busy]

Alaska woman visits outhouse, bear takes a bite out of her backside: report

https://www.foxnews.com/us/alaska-woman-outhouse-bear

 

[Gunbuffer]

I’d rather that than a truckstop bear

 

[rockchalk06]

I’d rather that than a truckstop bear

Ain't that the ****?