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<blockquote data-quote="BadgeBunny" data-source="post: 2638678" data-attributes="member: 1242"><p>Lol ...</p><p></p><p>GC and I had been dating for a little while (long enough for me to snag a tag badge <img src="/images/smilies/naughty.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":naughty:" title="Naughty :naughty:" data-shortname=":naughty:" />) and were on our way to Wannemacher when he says to me "You know, baby, you might want to slow it down a little. We aren't in a hurry ... "</p><p></p><p>Pfft ... there's nobody else on the highway, the weather is perfect, why would I want to do that?</p><p></p><p>Because that OHP cruiser coming out from that bar ditch is gonna be pissed if you make him really crank it up to catch you. He's probably trying to finish his morning coffee.</p><p></p><p><img src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> Sure enough ... <img src="/images/smilies/disappoint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":disappoin" title="Disappoint :disappoin" data-shortname=":disappoin" /></p><p></p><p>Ok, now what GC DIDN'T know at the time was that I'd forgotten to switch out the paperwork in my glove box and didn't have my current insurance verification ... <img src="/images/smilies/lookaround.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lookaroun" title="Lookaround :lookaroun" data-shortname=":lookaroun" /> Not only that but I'd not picked up my pocketbook and didn't have my driver's license on me either ... <img src="/images/smilies/lookaround.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lookaroun" title="Lookaround :lookaroun" data-shortname=":lookaroun" /> <img src="/images/smilies/lookaround.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lookaroun" title="Lookaround :lookaroun" data-shortname=":lookaroun" /></p><p></p><p>Trooper comes up to my window and says "Where are you headed this morning, ma'am?"</p><p></p><p>Me: Ahhhh, ahem, err, well, Wannemacher's, sir ...</p><p>GC: <img src="/images/smilies/disappoint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":disappoin" title="Disappoint :disappoin" data-shortname=":disappoin" /></p><p>Trooper: Really? What are you gonna buy?</p><p>GC: <img src="/images/smilies/disappoint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":disappoin" title="Disappoint :disappoin" data-shortname=":disappoin" /> </p><p>Me: Depends on how much the ticket you are gonna write me is ... </p><p>GC: <img src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/images/smilies/new/yikes2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yikes2:" title="Yikes2 :yikes2:" data-shortname=":yikes2:" /></p><p>Trooper: <img src="/images/smilies/rotflmao.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rotflmao:" title="Rotflmao :rotflmao:" data-shortname=":rotflmao:" /> Well, I'm pretty sure he's gonna ride you like a dying horse once y'all get gone, huh?</p><p>GC: Oh, yeah ...</p><p>Me: <img src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p><p>Trooper: You guys have fun at the gun show. And slow down, will ya?? </p><p></p><p>I told GC that if it weren't broad daylight and if there weren't a trooper with me already on his radar, I'd have given him a Post 12 right then and there ...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BadgeBunny, post: 2638678, member: 1242"] Lol ... GC and I had been dating for a little while (long enough for me to snag a tag badge :naughty:) and were on our way to Wannemacher when he says to me "You know, baby, you might want to slow it down a little. We aren't in a hurry ... " Pfft ... there's nobody else on the highway, the weather is perfect, why would I want to do that? Because that OHP cruiser coming out from that bar ditch is gonna be pissed if you make him really crank it up to catch you. He's probably trying to finish his morning coffee. :shocked: Sure enough ... :disappoin Ok, now what GC DIDN'T know at the time was that I'd forgotten to switch out the paperwork in my glove box and didn't have my current insurance verification ... :lookaroun Not only that but I'd not picked up my pocketbook and didn't have my driver's license on me either ... :lookaroun :lookaroun Trooper comes up to my window and says "Where are you headed this morning, ma'am?" Me: Ahhhh, ahem, err, well, Wannemacher's, sir ... GC: :disappoin Trooper: Really? What are you gonna buy? GC: :disappoin Me: Depends on how much the ticket you are gonna write me is ... GC: :shocked: :yikes2: Trooper: :rotflmao: Well, I'm pretty sure he's gonna ride you like a dying horse once y'all get gone, huh? GC: Oh, yeah ... Me: :shocked: Trooper: You guys have fun at the gun show. And slow down, will ya?? I told GC that if it weren't broad daylight and if there weren't a trooper with me already on his radar, I'd have given him a Post 12 right then and there ... [/QUOTE]
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