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When I was a kid I recall some people that kept their tonsils (I think???) in a jar for a while.

I've never heard of keeping boobs in a jar. I can't say I'd be completely opposed to a big jar of boobs.

It didn't sound too weird in my head... Typing it out...not so much.


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That doctor was a riot!! At my first appointment he asked Scott how he felt about "all this". Scott said "If it will make her feel better (the pressure on my neck, shoulders and upper back was causing a lot of problems and some days I was starting to lose feeling in my hands) I'm all for it". Dr. H laughed and said "Well you got the words right, but you need to work on your delivery." 😂😂

My anesthesiologist was in his second career. His first was as a roadie with some REALLY popular 80s band -- I can't remember who but I bet Scott would remember if we asked him. 😂😂

I don't remember this but Scott said when I was in recovery Dr. H came in and said "I hope you are ready to buy her all new shoes now." Scott said he was confused and said "Why's that?" Dr. H told him it was because now that the sun could get to my feet they'd probably grow a couple sizes. 😂😂

When I went back in for my follow up I was wearing a size D. Told Dr. H they were still too big. He looked at Scott and looked at me and said "You know your killing, right?" 😂😂

They are still too big but I'm not going through that again. Of all the surgeries I've had over the years that one was by far the most painful. Of course, Dr. H had a comment about that too -- well stop and think about it ... I fileted you like a fish, flopped them over your shoulder, took off a slice, slapped them back down, studied a bit and then rinse, repeat. 😂😂 That man was a riot!! 😂😂
 

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I took care of a long-time friend when she had reduction surgery. She was a hot mess after the surgery and could barely move for a couple of days. But, after all the healing, she feels much better.

She told me I now have lifetime "viewing" rights any time I'd like since I took such good care of them while she was recovering!

:woohoo1:

Unfortunately, her husband rescinded that right. Bastard...
 

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I took care of a long-time friend when she had reduction surgery. She was a hot mess after the surgery and could barely move for a couple of days. But, after all the healing, she feels much better.

She told me I now have lifetime "viewing" rights any time I'd like since I took such good care of them while she was recovering!

:woohoo1:

Unfortunately, her husband rescinded that right. Bastard...

Yep. That was me, too. Scott made me SWEAR not to get outta bed. I was supposed to holler at him if I wanted to get up for any reason.

I needed to pee. I thought huh I got this and somehow managed to pull a dresser over and smack myself in the face with a candleholder. Right under my eye. That was nice and black for quite a while. He still reminds me about that every once in a while. 🤦😂
 

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When I was a kid I recall some people that kept their tonsils (I think???) in a jar for a while.

I've never heard of keeping boobs in a jar. I can't say I'd be completely opposed to a big jar of boobs.

It didn't sound too weird in my head... Typing it out...not so much.


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Hey, they can sell farts in a jar, just sayin.
 

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I took care of a long-time friend when she had reduction surgery. She was a hot mess after the surgery and could barely move for a couple of days. But, after all the healing, she feels much better.

She told me I now have lifetime "viewing" rights any time I'd like since I took such good care of them while she was recovering!

:woohoo1:

Unfortunately, her husband rescinded that right. Bastard...
Viewing? Not massage therapy? What a rip off!
 

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I'm older than dirt, and can remember when NO AMERICAN would have believed this non-scene, ( the man with BIG TITS teaching school) was true! That was only 50 years ago, and if we MUTATE DOWN as much in the next 50 years, as we did the last 50, WHAT ON EARTH WILL WE BE ALLOWING THEN? SNUFF ( MURDER) PORN FILMS, OR SEX WITH FARM ANIMALS IN CLASS? OVERWHELM THE NEXT RIGGED ELECTION WITH LEGITIMATE VOTES, THEN WITNESS THE VOTE COUNT, IF ALLOWED?
 

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That doctor was a riot!! At my first appointment he asked Scott how he felt about "all this". Scott said "If it will make her feel better (the pressure on my neck, shoulders and upper back was causing a lot of problems and some days I was starting to lose feeling in my hands) I'm all for it". Dr. H laughed and said "Well you got the words right, but you need to work on your delivery." 😂😂

My anesthesiologist was in his second career. His first was as a roadie with some REALLY popular 80s band -- I can't remember who but I bet Scott would remember if we asked him. 😂😂

I don't remember this but Scott said when I was in recovery Dr. H came in and said "I hope you are ready to buy her all new shoes now." Scott said he was confused and said "Why's that?" Dr. H told him it was because now that the sun could get to my feet they'd probably grow a couple sizes. 😂😂

When I went back in for my follow up I was wearing a size D. Told Dr. H they were still too big. He looked at Scott and looked at me and said "You know your killing, right?" 😂😂

They are still too big but I'm not going through that again. Of all the surgeries I've had over the years that one was by far the most painful. Of course, Dr. H had a comment about that too -- well stop and think about it ... I fileted you like a fish, flopped them over your shoulder, took off a slice, slapped them back down, studied a bit and then rinse, repeat. 😂😂 That man was a riot!! 😂😂
When my wife was in consultation to get hers chopped and channeled, her surgeon said and I quote “I never get in trouble if I leave em a bit too big, but if I make em too small I never hear the end of it.” :igetit:
 

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That doctor was a riot!! At my first appointment he asked Scott how he felt about "all this". Scott said "If it will make her feel better (the pressure on my neck, shoulders and upper back was causing a lot of problems and some days I was starting to lose feeling in my hands) I'm all for it". Dr. H laughed and said "Well you got the words right, but you need to work on your delivery." 😂😂

My anesthesiologist was in his second career. His first was as a roadie with some REALLY popular 80s band -- I can't remember who but I bet Scott would remember if we asked him. 😂😂

I don't remember this but Scott said when I was in recovery Dr. H came in and said "I hope you are ready to buy her all new shoes now." Scott said he was confused and said "Why's that?" Dr. H told him it was because now that the sun could get to my feet they'd probably grow a couple sizes. 😂😂

When I went back in for my follow up I was wearing a size D. Told Dr. H they were still too big. He looked at Scott and looked at me and said "You know your killing, right?" 😂😂

They are still too big but I'm not going through that again. Of all the surgeries I've had over the years that one was by far the most painful. Of course, Dr. H had a comment about that too -- well stop and think about it ... I fileted you like a fish, flopped them over your shoulder, took off a slice, slapped them back down, studied a bit and then rinse, repeat. 😂😂 That man was a riot!! 😂😂
I worked with a gal that had a reduction. Her and her sisters all joked that she now had frankentitties. She had the pics and offered to show them for real. I said "no, the pics give me enough of the willies as it is". Those girls were a riot.
 

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I've got a cousin that had hers done, when she was 21.
She was a DDD at 13 and hated it. At 21, looked like a couple basketballs and lots of back problems.
Told the Dr to make baseballs. He kept telling her that was too small.
She said if you won't do it, I will find someone who will.
Her husband didn't know her until several years later. Seeing him find her school pictures is a riot.
 

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