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Colonoscopy

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Timmy59, Sep 12, 2018.

  1. lasher

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    how could you sanely put your trust and confidence in a fart?
     
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    Yes, they fill your bowel with gas to open things up. You'll be passing lots of it afterwards.
     
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    The gas combined with a little residual lube makes for some epic farts, high points on duration, tone, and the perception of "wetness"... LOL
     
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    :mosh:
     
  5. lasher

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    dlmcm Retired & Enjoying Life!

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    Wow, we sure got off track here! We might be able to make a CD of OSA Greatest Hits! Call it "Blowing in the Wind"
     
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    Don't take your colon for granted, you will miss it if it's ever gone.
    A colonoscopy is easier than a root canal and you get to take a nap.
     
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    After a colonoscopy? You can’t. Fart at your own risk.


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    Ok guy's let's be honest. If your at the age where you need one of these, when was the last time you could trust a fart anyway.
     
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    CGS1 I'm Retired, Do It Yourself.

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    When I had mine done there was no mention of me having to fart before I went home.
    Must be some new fangled thingy they do now.. Or maybe it's just so they can have a good laugh out in the hall while you blow the sheets up off the bed.
     

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