Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch

[AKJ20]

Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/

 

[D. Hargrove]

Excerpt: If you possess any information concerning the suspect, please contact the Glenwood Springs Police Department or the Colorado Parks and Wildlife agency.

Well Officer, I saw a rather Innocuous looking 8' tall, hair covered black/brown bipedal monstrosity getting gas last week at Circle K...... I didn't think it was important though at the time.

 

[dennishoddy]

Isn't that the state that sells whacky tobacci?

 

[caojyn]

Excerpt: If you possess any information concerning the suspect, please contact the Glenwood Springs Police Department or the Colorado Parks and Wildlife agency.

Well Officer, I saw a rather Innocuous looking 8' tall, hair covered black/brown bipedal monstrosity getting gas last week at Circle K...... I didn't think it was important though at the time.

#squatchwithacrotch

 

[D. Hargrove]

Isn't that the state that sells whacky tobacci?

Yep, but I would hope it would take a bit more than some mile high dope to get raped by Sasquatch.
#dontsmokeandsquatch
#squatchwithacrotch
#Squatchrot

 

[CorpsVet]

So, no DNA test on the knife which should have some blood, and any fur/hair to test?

 

[RETOKSQUID]

So, no DNA test on the knife which should have some blood, and any fur/hair to test?

You know that there never is any evidence found against a Clinton!

 

[Okie4570]

Take a hell of man, or a crazy man, to come forward with a story like that.

 

[steelfingers]

They got a picture of the beast and local authorities are investigating.

 

[D. Hargrove]

Take a hell of man, or a crazy man, to come forward with a story like that.

First thought that came to my head, said to my wife "what kind of 57 year old hunter admits to being violated by Bigfoot?" Her reply was "one needing quick cash".....