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Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by xseler, Dec 5, 2018.

  1. xseler

    xseler Sharpshooter

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    What are some of the unique words of wisdom that your Dad passed to you....

    "You're never lost until you run outa gas."

    "A fart is just a turd honk'n for the right-of-way."

    "Sometimes, the best course of action is to just grin and nod."

    "Don't tell your Mom."
     
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    Catt57 Gill-Gun Guru

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    No matter where you go, there you are.

    It'll stop hurting when the pain goes away.
     
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    "Won't do that again, will ya?"
     
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    When out driving and lost, always turn right, that way you will never turn wrong.
    (back before gps)
     
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  5. MacFromOK

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    - "It'll feel good when it stops hurtin'."

    - "You can't make everybody's smoke go up your chimney."

    - "Them cows make money while you're sleepin'."

    - "You can't get blood out of a turnip," (my uncle added, "but you can stomp the greens..."). :D
     
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    “He has two ball bearings rolling around in his head. When they make contact, his brain works.

    “Sometimes he only has one ball bearing.”
     
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    Get busy boy! Hell, maggots are a workin' outta yer ass!

    You ever gonna amount to anything?

    I swear, if you fell into a barrel of titties, you'd come out a suckin' yer thumb.
     
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    ‘Use your head for something other than to hold your ears apart’
     
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    Always do the job right, otherwise someone will have to come behind you and work doubly hard to fix it.

    The masses are dumbmasses
     
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    Don't remember whether it was Dad or Grandpa on this one:

    "If you don't have time to do the job right the first time, when will you have time to do it again."

    "If you hear of someone saying, 'The government ought to do .........,' grab your wallet."
     
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