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xseler

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What are some of the unique words of wisdom that your Dad passed to you....

"You're never lost until you run outa gas."

"A fart is just a turd honk'n for the right-of-way."

"Sometimes, the best course of action is to just grin and nod."

"Don't tell your Mom."
 

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- "It'll feel good when it stops hurtin'."

- "You can't make everybody's smoke go up your chimney."

- "Them cows make money while you're sleepin'."

- "You can't get blood out of a turnip," (my uncle added, "but you can stomp the greens..."). :D
 
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“He has two ball bearings rolling around in his head. When they make contact, his brain works.

“Sometimes he only has one ball bearing.”
 

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