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Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by xseler, Dec 5, 2018 at 11:26 PM.

  1. emapples

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    My Dads Rules to Women.

    1) There is no limit to what a woman will do out of spite
    2) A woman will change something just to be changing something.
    3) A woman wants most what she doesn’t have and has least use for what she does have.

    Or follow the rules of the 3 F’s

    if it flys .....floats .....or F*#&’s ........rent, don’t buy
     
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    #1 is very true. I’ve been on the scenes of hundreds of domestic argument incidents and it never ceases to amaze me.

    #2. My ex used to do that with the furniture. I’d come in from work and every piece of furniture would be moved. So, I decided to have a little fun. I came home one day and everything was changed. When she went to work, I moved everything. She came home and was totally confused. I said “I see the look on your face, how’s it feel?” I left for work the next day and when I came back it was changed again.
     
  3. n423

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    "Use your head for something other than to dent a pillow"
     
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    "All I wanted was a blow job."
     
  5. MacFromOK

    MacFromOK Sharpshooter

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    Some of these posts reminded me of more... :D

    - "If you had a brain, it'd rattle."

    - "Use your head for something besides to keep your ears separated."

    - "I never was afraid of hard work. I can lie down right beside it and go to sleep."
     
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  6. dlmcm

    dlmcm Retired & Enjoying Life!

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    "There's much to be said for brevity"

    "if you have to eat a frog, it doesn't do any good to sit and look at it"
     
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    Can’t never could until will buried him.
     
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    "Crazier than a peach orchard boar!"
     
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    druryj Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Eat your damn fish sticks, it’s brain food...and God knows you need seconds.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
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