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<blockquote data-quote="TinkerTanker" data-source="post: 3907597" data-attributes="member: 50228"><p>Yeah, all that takes time I'd bet. If a pastor were to, and not saying he should, but if he were so inclined....he could start putting back cash, teach what he knows is right, and by the time he's getting "relieved" of duty he could afford to rent time at a new church or restaurant etc.</p><p></p><p>Then every other Sunday just start saying "Y'all remember we're having service at Bob's Bunion Barn down the street next week! We'll have BBQ after the service. Don't miss it!"</p><p></p><p>By the time he's gone everyone will know where he's having church and they can come support Christ without Big Brother telling them they can't get through the door without bowing to the new rainbow crowd. Also BBQ helps soothe the wounds of leaving a demonination you loved for so long.</p><p></p><p>Heck, BBQ and Christ (in reverse order) can solve most any problem, come to think of it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TinkerTanker, post: 3907597, member: 50228"] Yeah, all that takes time I'd bet. If a pastor were to, and not saying he should, but if he were so inclined....he could start putting back cash, teach what he knows is right, and by the time he's getting "relieved" of duty he could afford to rent time at a new church or restaurant etc. Then every other Sunday just start saying "Y'all remember we're having service at Bob's Bunion Barn down the street next week! We'll have BBQ after the service. Don't miss it!" By the time he's gone everyone will know where he's having church and they can come support Christ without Big Brother telling them they can't get through the door without bowing to the new rainbow crowd. Also BBQ helps soothe the wounds of leaving a demonination you loved for so long. Heck, BBQ and Christ (in reverse order) can solve most any problem, come to think of it. [/QUOTE]
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