I do not count high dollar balls of yarn and she does not count guns !! She has enough stinking yarn to make gloves, hats and scarves for half of OKC!! And when I stated that she allowed I could shoot everyone else LOL. I shet ma mouf ! I know when I been beat.
Mine does not worry about how many I have, she will ask once in awhile when I am cleaning one ( when did you get that one) ? I reply I have had it for some time. Her reply is oh, I have not seen it before. I tell her she has seen me clean it before. Conversation over and I get a strange look from her. I think she knows different but lets it go.