Dump truck vs sports car

[okie362]

Guys who own Ferraris don't usually change their own oil and plugs and such. They just drive the **** out of it. lol

Do you REALLY want someone else inserting the dipstick in your Ferrari?

 

[TerryMiller]

Going the other way, none of the girls I went to school with had any dating interest with me. But, now that I've got nearly 50 years of marriage with the woman I married, I wonder how many of those school girls have been divorced, perhaps even more than once?

 

[John6185]

And those hot gals in HS are now much older, fatter and haggard. Men get a little grey hair and it’s said that they look distinguished, women get grey hair and it is said they are old.

 

[Glocktogo]

When you need to deliver ten tons of manure to your garden, I'll bet you choose the dump truck!

She delivers the load, every time she opens her mouth!