Enid: how not to get out of a ticket - ‘l have to poop so bad’

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Well, since that was three months ago, I hope she's pooped by now! If not, she probably died of COVID.
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Late one evening I sorta blew through a stop sign in my rural town,,,
Because I had just driven 17 miles from a restaurant,,,
And I had to pee really really bad.

Dang Payne county sheriff lit me up.

When he asked me why I blew through the stop sign,,,
I pointed to my mobile a block away and said,,,
I have to pee very badly.

I don't look like a low-life person,,,
I had my insurance paper out,,,
My car was nice and clean,,,
I was in my late 60's.

He let me go.

I really did have to pee,,,
I leapt out of my car and "watered" my side yard tree.

As I walked back around the front of my home,,,
There was the Sheriff Deputy in his car watching from the road.

He waved and pulled away.

Sometimes that excuse is actually valid.

Aarond

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Late one evening I sorta blew through a stop sign in my rural town,,,
Because I had just driven 17 miles from a restaurant,,,
And I had to pee really really bad.

Dang Payne county sheriff lit me up.

When he asked me why I blew through the stop sign,,,
I pointed to my mobile a block away and said,,,
I have to pee very badly.

I don't look like a low-life person,,,
I had my insurance paper out,,,
My car was nice and clean,,,
I was in my late 60's.

He let me go.

I really did have to pee,,,
I leapt out of my car and "watered" my side yard tree.

As I walked back around the front of my home,,,
There was the Sheriff Deputy in his car watching from the road.

He waved and pulled away.

Sometimes that excuse is actually valid.

Aarond

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Good story, but some of us, even if we have to go REALLY, REALLY bad just can't get the stream to going. If I tried what you did, I'd be arrested for indecent exposure...

...for more than one reason, but we won't go into that.

It is like the story of Pavlov's dog. It seems that every time I sit down to a meal at home, I then have the immediate need to visit the bathroom. Today, I went to the bathroom BEFORE I sat down for lunch. Alas, besides needing to pee, my nose started wanting to run and drip. For a bit there, I wasn't sure which was going to occur first.
 

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