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Enid: how not to get out of a ticket - ‘l have to poop so bad’
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<blockquote data-quote="aarondhgraham" data-source="post: 3486717" data-attributes="member: 13337"><p>Late one evening I sorta blew through a stop sign in my rural town,,,</p><p>Because I had just driven 17 miles from a restaurant,,,</p><p>And I had to pee really really bad.</p><p></p><p>Dang Payne county sheriff lit me up.</p><p></p><p>When he asked me why I blew through the stop sign,,,</p><p>I pointed to my mobile a block away and said,,,</p><p>I have to pee very badly.</p><p></p><p>I don't look like a low-life person,,,</p><p>I had my insurance paper out,,,</p><p>My car was nice and clean,,,</p><p>I was in my late 60's.</p><p></p><p>He let me go.</p><p></p><p>I really did have to pee,,,</p><p>I leapt out of my car and "watered" my side yard tree.</p><p></p><p>As I walked back around the front of my home,,,</p><p>There was the Sheriff Deputy in his car watching from the road.</p><p></p><p>He waved and pulled away.</p><p></p><p>Sometimes that excuse is actually valid.</p><p></p><p>Aarond</p><p></p><p>.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="aarondhgraham, post: 3486717, member: 13337"] Late one evening I sorta blew through a stop sign in my rural town,,, Because I had just driven 17 miles from a restaurant,,, And I had to pee really really bad. Dang Payne county sheriff lit me up. When he asked me why I blew through the stop sign,,, I pointed to my mobile a block away and said,,, I have to pee very badly. I don't look like a low-life person,,, I had my insurance paper out,,, My car was nice and clean,,, I was in my late 60's. He let me go. I really did have to pee,,, I leapt out of my car and "watered" my side yard tree. As I walked back around the front of my home,,, There was the Sheriff Deputy in his car watching from the road. He waved and pulled away. Sometimes that excuse is actually valid. Aarond . [/QUOTE]
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