Famous Last Words

[Perplexed]

Well, thought this would be a thread with historical roots. Here’s one:

”I did not mean to be killed today.”

Last words of the Vicomte de Turenne, killed at the battle of Salzbach, 1675

 

[Jason Freeland]

In the immortal words of Socrates, "I drank what"?

 

[TerryMiller]

Joan of Arc - "What do you mean, "do I have a match?"

 

[Snattlerake]

C'mon man ......

Here's the deal.....

If only...

 

[HFS]

"Hmmm....now where did I put that English-to-Oglalah-Sioux dictionary?"

 

[John6185]

I didn't know it was loaded....

 

[OkieJoe72]

Sweetie, I think your @$$ is getting bigger.

 

[Slim Deal]

Hey guys,,,, Look at this!

 

[beardking]

"No babe, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's all the chocolate you eat."