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<blockquote data-quote="Hank5366" data-source="post: 4147305" data-attributes="member: 53733"><p>My mom: I will beat you within an inch of your life. </p><p>As I got older, trying to alleviate some of the tension I had just caused her, and after she had made her statement, I said, Mom, how about keeping it at about 2 inches, that 1 inch is getting to close and you might get to carried away.<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😁" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" data-shortname=":grin:" /> That's the day I found out mom didn't have a sense of humor. She put me within one sixteenth inch of my life that day!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hank5366, post: 4147305, member: 53733"] My mom: I will beat you within an inch of your life. As I got older, trying to alleviate some of the tension I had just caused her, and after she had made her statement, I said, Mom, how about keeping it at about 2 inches, that 1 inch is getting to close and you might get to carried away.😁 That's the day I found out mom didn't have a sense of humor. She put me within one sixteenth inch of my life that day! [/QUOTE]
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