The admiral stood up in front of everybody on the enormous aircraft carrier to tell them about the new regulations regarding female berthing compartments. “This is a females-only area,” he said in his best admiral voice. “If any men are caught in there, it will be an automatic $100 fine for the first offense, $200 for the second offense and $500 if you are caught there for a third time”. A young Marine raised his hand, and when acknowledged, asked the admiral: “Sir; how much for a season pass?”
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