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<blockquote data-quote="John6185" data-source="post: 3289121" data-attributes="member: 25679"><p><strong><u>The Fence Test</u></strong></p><p></p><p>You can't get any more accurate than this. This is straight-forward country thinking.</p><p></p><p>by Jeff Foxworthy. Have you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on ?</p><p></p><p></p><p>If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.</p><p></p><p>If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.</p><p></p><p></p><p>If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.</p><p></p><p>If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.</p><p></p><p></p><p>If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.</p><p></p><p>If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.</p><p></p><p></p><p>If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.</p><p></p><p>If a Democrat is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.</p><p></p><p></p><p>If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.</p><p></p><p>A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.</p><p></p><p></p><p>If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.</p><p></p><p>A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.</p><p></p><p></p><p>If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it.</p><p></p><p>If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands the rest of us pay for his.</p><p></p><p></p><p>If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.</p><p></p><p>If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.</p><p></p><p></p><p>If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.</p><p></p><p>A Democrat will delete it because he or she is offended."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="John6185, post: 3289121, member: 25679"] [B][U]The Fence Test[/U][/B] You can't get any more accurate than this. This is straight-forward country thinking. by Jeff Foxworthy. Have you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on ? If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Democrat is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him. If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down. If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it. If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands the rest of us pay for his. If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day. If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy. If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he or she is offended." [/QUOTE]
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