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<blockquote data-quote="Redmule454" data-source="post: 3716162" data-attributes="member: 7396">I went to my girlfriend&#039;s house for dinner (now my wife). I got there a little early and parked in the driveway of the vacant house next door. Her foster daughter was there and we sat in the living room talking. My GF walks in with her hands full of groceries and as she sets them on the kitchen counter she farts loudly. She then sees the daughter giggling and realizes that I am there but out of sight. She starts doing hand signals to the daughter and then runs down the hallway to hide from the embarrassment. <img src="/images/smilies/new/yikes2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yikes2:" title="Yikes2&nbsp; &nbsp; :yikes2:" data-shortname=":yikes2:" /> Her daughter looks at me and says: &quot;Welcome to the family Charley&quot;<img src="/images/smilies/rollinglaugh.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rollingla" title="Rollinglaugh&nbsp; &nbsp; :rollingla" data-shortname=":rollingla" />My GF would not talk about the fopa for a long time. Whenever she tries to jokingly embarrass me in front of someone, I will just look at her and say: &quot;Welcome to the family Charley&quot;. She then threatens me so I won&#039;t tell the story on her.&nbsp; Good times! <img src="/images/smilies/new/pms2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":pms2:" title="Pms2&nbsp; &nbsp; :pms2:" data-shortname=":pms2:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Redmule454, post: 3716162, member: 7396"] I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner (now my wife). I got there a little early and parked in the driveway of the vacant house next door. Her foster daughter was there and we sat in the living room talking. My GF walks in with her hands full of groceries and as she sets them on the kitchen counter she farts loudly. She then sees the daughter giggling and realizes that I am there but out of sight. She starts doing hand signals to the daughter and then runs down the hallway to hide from the embarrassment. :yikes2: Her daughter looks at me and says: "Welcome to the family Charley":rollingla My GF would not talk about the fopa for a long time. Whenever she tries to jokingly embarrass me in front of someone, I will just look at her and say: "Welcome to the family Charley". She then threatens me so I won't tell the story on her. Good times! :pms2: [/QUOTE]

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