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<blockquote data-quote="doctorjj" data-source="post: 1635690" data-attributes="member: 7292"><p>Not sure why but it reminds me of:</p><p></p><p>Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny: "None."</p><p></p><p>Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny: "None."</p><p></p><p>Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."</p><p></p><p>Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"</p><p></p><p>Teacher: "Sure."</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"</p><p></p><p>Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="doctorjj, post: 1635690, member: 7292"] Not sure why but it reminds me of: Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think." Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?" Teacher: "The one sucking the cone." Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think." [/QUOTE]
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