I literally LOLed until I had to stifle it, 'cause Sweetie is still asleep. 
That’s funny.
Tankers think a bayonet is for pickin toe jam out.
LOL, and someone probably got an article 15 for misuse of government property. wasted duct tape.
We "borrowed" a CO2 fire extinguisher once to cool down some beer. Found out there had better been a fire to discharge one or somebody was going to be in trouble.
Oh yeah. Thats a major gig if the Fire Marshal comes for a inspection
