Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis

[RugersGR8]

I just couldn't go to bed without postin' this one. To top it all off, since he had a prior cocaine conviction in 2004 and is thus a felon, he could be facing charges for firearms possession. Would ya call that going off half cocked?

http://www.news4jax.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say
Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say
38-year-old says gun was in driver's seat of car when he sat on it
By News4Jax.com Staff
Posted: 4:24 PM, June 30, 2017
Updated: 9:54 PM, June 30, 2017

 

[Annie]

Oh, wait ... too soon??

Sorry ... not ... SPK

 

[DavidMcmillan]

This thread should provide plenty of entertainment.....

 

[Frederick]

One less loser in the gene pool, i guess.

 

[SdoubleA]

Here's yore sign....................



I imagine he was loaded with wad cutters rather than hollow points.

 

[RugersGR8]

I wonder if he drained both "Gene Pools" for his "Swimmers"? No doubt if he didn't, his "Swimmers" are going to have a lot tougher time swimmin' up stream to spawn.

 

[davek]

When do they announce the Darwin Awards?

 

[RETOKSQUID]

Hell of a way to get circumcised. Someone tell him it's one to the hip, not one to the tip.

 

[dennishoddy]

there is more to the story. I've visualized the scenario unfortunately. How does one shoot your penis without gathering in some collateral damage in a thigh if you're sitting on the gun? Think about it. It's not possible. BUT! the fun comments are worth it!

 

[RugersGR8]

According to this article, Cedric Jelks' genitals WILL NOT BE DOWN FOR BREAKFAST.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-blew-penis-apart-accidentally-10728514
Man 'blew his penis apart' by accidentally sitting on a HANDGUN while getting into a car
BY RACHEL O'DONOGHUE 10:49, 3 JUL 2017