Florida......really?!?!

[jmike314]

OK....just saw this and got a kick out of it.

The Florida Man Birthday Challenge
Google "Florida man" followed by your birth date.

Me....."Florida man March 14"

Top result:
Milton man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity

 

[Cowcatcher]

Mine... lmao

https://www.wrdw.com/nbc26/content/news/Florida-man-charged-in-naked-rake-attack-485267091.html

 

[Timmy59]

Florida ranks #1 in red flag seizures with about 3 per day..

 

[chuter]

Here's mine, some crazy family murderer
https://www.thedailybeast.com/florida-man-murdered-his-wifethen-whacked-her-whole-family-police

 

[dennishoddy]

Time to ban rakes and hammers!

 

[Cowcatcher]

Time to ban rakes and hammers!

And bags of tortilla chips for the op.

 

[Snattlerake]

"The cop told us yesterday the best thing we can do is get a gun now."

 

[thor447]

Oh this thread has potential!

Here's mine: November 4th

Florida man dressed like Fred Flintstone pulled over in his ‘footmobile’

 

[Snattlerake]

Florida Police Report Arrest Of Captain Dickhead

A Florida man was arrested early yesterday after telling police that his name was “Captain Dickhead.”

Cops responding to a 1:45 AM disturbance at a residence in Sebastian encountered Pamela Alonge, who apologized for arguing loudly with her boyfriend in the home’s backyard.

When asked multiple times to identify himself, the boyfriend refused and was “being evasive and argumentative with officers at the scene,” according to an arrest affidavit.

After cops handcuffed the man, they took one more shot at extracting a name from him. “At which time he said his name was ‘Captain Dickhead,’” an officer reported.

Investigators subsequently identified “Dickhead” as Joseph Boren, 25. He was arrested on a misdemeanor obstruction charge. After eight hours in custody, Boren (seen above) was released from jail on his own recognizance. Boren is scheduled for an April 17 court appearance.

 

[Catt57]

Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer

And


Man Arrested For Pelting His Mother With Sausages, Cops Report