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<blockquote data-quote="OK Corgi Rancher" data-source="post: 3993398" data-attributes="member: 45773"><p>I stopped a car with 4 teenage boys one night. I could smell it on all of 'em...they'd been drinking. Mostly I was just messing with 'em but I couldn't get them to admit they'd been drinking to save my life. It's like they'd been trained by the KGB to resist interrogations.</p><p></p><p>So, I went back to my car and got my PBT. I told them they either admitted to it or I'd make them take a breath test and they'd go to kiddie jail till their parents came and picked them up, I'd tow the car, and they'd all get tickets for MIP and their licenses would be revoked (some of that was true, some of it wasn't...but they didn't know that).</p><p></p><p>Finally, one admitted he'd had a beer but was adamant it was only one. Then, one by one, they all admitted to drinking a beer or maybe a half a beer. Sounded about right.</p><p></p><p>So then I pulled open the velcro tab on the black nylon case the PBT was in...except it was my pair of mini binoculars. I told them those were my special binoculars that allowed me to see thru their bulls**t and I was satisfied they'd finally decided to admit to their heinous crime. Then I made them park their car and call someone to pick them up. They were really pissed that I lied to them about the PBT, but not getting tickets more than made up for that. </p><p></p><p>I was pretty strict with the kids in the mountain communities I patrolled but they knew if I was on duty they'd better steer clear of trouble. And, most of them did.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="OK Corgi Rancher, post: 3993398, member: 45773"] I stopped a car with 4 teenage boys one night. I could smell it on all of 'em...they'd been drinking. Mostly I was just messing with 'em but I couldn't get them to admit they'd been drinking to save my life. It's like they'd been trained by the KGB to resist interrogations. So, I went back to my car and got my PBT. I told them they either admitted to it or I'd make them take a breath test and they'd go to kiddie jail till their parents came and picked them up, I'd tow the car, and they'd all get tickets for MIP and their licenses would be revoked (some of that was true, some of it wasn't...but they didn't know that). Finally, one admitted he'd had a beer but was adamant it was only one. Then, one by one, they all admitted to drinking a beer or maybe a half a beer. Sounded about right. So then I pulled open the velcro tab on the black nylon case the PBT was in...except it was my pair of mini binoculars. I told them those were my special binoculars that allowed me to see thru their bulls**t and I was satisfied they'd finally decided to admit to their heinous crime. Then I made them park their car and call someone to pick them up. They were really pissed that I lied to them about the PBT, but not getting tickets more than made up for that. I was pretty strict with the kids in the mountain communities I patrolled but they knew if I was on duty they'd better steer clear of trouble. And, most of them did. [/QUOTE]
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