Funny Saying I found Today

[John6185]

Marry a short girl and keep your guns on the top shelf. She still might get ya but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor.

 

[CharlieWH2O]

Good advice. My Daddy told me I should marry an ugly girl. He said you marry a pretty girl she's going to leave you and you'll feel bad. He told me you marry an ugly girl she's still going to leave you but, who cares?

 

[KOPBET]

 

[surjimmy]

We have all heard, its better to have loved and loss then to never loved at all. My English teacher always said, he'd rather have loved a short girl, then to have loved a tall. Even though my tastes run on short petite, there's nothing like it when your Toes to Toes and your nose is in it, or your nose to nose and your toes are in it.

 

[TerryMiller]

We have all heard, its better to have loved and loss then to never loved at all. My English teacher always said, he'd rather have loved a short girl, then to have loved a tall. Even though my tastes run on short petite, there's nothing like it when your Toes to Toes and your nose is in it, or your nose to nose and your toes are in it.

Oh, MY!!!!

You Marines....

 

[Glock 'em down]

 

[MacFromOK]

Many years ago, an elderly friend mentioned to me what he had told his sons:

"Marry the poorest girl you can find. She'll always be happy with anything."

 

[Gringobandito]

Here is a gem:

There are only three things that are truly honest.

Old people
Little kids
Yoga pants


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[elwoodtrix]

Heard this the other day.

Don't date a girl you want. Date a girl who wants you. She'll treat you better.

 

[surjimmy]

Here is a gem:

There are only three things that are truly honest.

Old people
Little kids
Yoga pants


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Old dog's, and children and watermelon wine.