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<blockquote data-quote="poopgiggle" data-source="post: 1028512" data-attributes="member: 6406"><p>Here is a twitter feed devoted entirely to this:</p><p></p><p><a href="http://l.pr/a4br8/" target="_blank">http://l.pr/a4br8/</a></p><p></p><p>(used a URL shortener because the username, "sh-tmydadsays" has profanity in it)</p><p></p><p>Also be warned the guy's dad uses lots of 4 letter words, so if that offends you then don't click.</p><p></p><p>Some non-profane examples:</p><p></p><p>"We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said "You're out of Grape Nuts.""</p><p></p><p>"Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants."</p><p></p><p>"I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away.""</p><p></p><p>This one is too funny to leave out, but it's edited:</p><p></p><p>"A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown f-----g toenail. Stop b----ing."</p><p></p><p>E: OK one more</p><p>"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="poopgiggle, post: 1028512, member: 6406"] Here is a twitter feed devoted entirely to this: [url]http://l.pr/a4br8/[/url] (used a URL shortener because the username, "sh-tmydadsays" has profanity in it) Also be warned the guy's dad uses lots of 4 letter words, so if that offends you then don't click. Some non-profane examples: "We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said "You're out of Grape Nuts."" "Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants." "I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away."" This one is too funny to leave out, but it's edited: "A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown f-----g toenail. Stop b----ing." E: OK one more "The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out." [/QUOTE]
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