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<blockquote data-quote="nofearfactor" data-source="post: 1030187" data-attributes="member: 1535"><p>When my daughter was 2 or 3 she wanted to be a 'panfire' on Halloween. (Vampire). The next year it was a 'debil'. (Devil). Little did I know then that now at 16 she's both...</p><p></p><p>My son still gets a laugh out of asking a complete stranger,"hey,does this look infected?".</p><p></p><p>My German ex-mother in law who lives with my ex in Iowa calls Tulsa 'Toolsa'. Actually anything she says cracks me up since her English is terrible. My favorite is when she says 'tough kashitsky' about anything bad that happens. When I'm there for dinner my ex,her mother and father and grandmother speak German only at the table. After 17 years around them I know enough German to comprehend most things. Usually whatever it is their laughing about I just laugh with them not knowing if its me theyre laughing at or what. My daughter will some times whisper translate to me if its anything I dont know or if it is about me. If left in the room with the exes gramma,or Oma,who knows no English,I just make stuff up when trying to talk to her and its funny watching her trying to pronounce the stuff I made up- almost like Lewis Carrols 'Jabberwocky'. Mean but fun,especially when she repeats it to someone who knows its a bunch of ****.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nofearfactor, post: 1030187, member: 1535"] When my daughter was 2 or 3 she wanted to be a 'panfire' on Halloween. (Vampire). The next year it was a 'debil'. (Devil). Little did I know then that now at 16 she's both... My son still gets a laugh out of asking a complete stranger,"hey,does this look infected?". My German ex-mother in law who lives with my ex in Iowa calls Tulsa 'Toolsa'. Actually anything she says cracks me up since her English is terrible. My favorite is when she says 'tough kashitsky' about anything bad that happens. When I'm there for dinner my ex,her mother and father and grandmother speak German only at the table. After 17 years around them I know enough German to comprehend most things. Usually whatever it is their laughing about I just laugh with them not knowing if its me theyre laughing at or what. My daughter will some times whisper translate to me if its anything I dont know or if it is about me. If left in the room with the exes gramma,or Oma,who knows no English,I just make stuff up when trying to talk to her and its funny watching her trying to pronounce the stuff I made up- almost like Lewis Carrols 'Jabberwocky'. Mean but fun,especially when she repeats it to someone who knows its a bunch of ****. [/QUOTE]
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