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<blockquote data-quote="Cohiba" data-source="post: 2255960" data-attributes="member: 2550"><p>I have a ton of nick names for my wife. Sometimes when we're in the grocery store, to get her attention I yell out.</p><p></p><p>"Hey Punky Brewster, do we need this"? You had to be a kid of the '80's to know the tv show Punkie Brewster.</p><p></p><p>Lately, I've been calling her Dr.Dre. We'll be at the bar and I say.."Hey Dr. Dre, you ready to go home"?</p><p></p><p>We were at TLC (plant nursery) a few weeks ago and I called across the room... "Hey, </p><p>Dr.Dre, is this the wood mulch you were talking about"?</p><p></p><p>She now calls me Slim Shady. So in turn, at the grocery store or liquor store she'll call out.</p><p>"Hey Slim Shady, is this the cereal you want"? or "Hey Slim Shady, is this the beer or whiskey you want for tonight"?</p><p></p><p>So...lately pet or nick names.</p><p></p><p>Punky Brewster</p><p>Heifer</p><p>Porcupine</p><p>Dr.Dre</p><p></p><p></p><p>Her to me:</p><p></p><p>Slim Shady</p><p>Whistle Britches</p><p>Mr.Dickel...George Dickel</p><p>Bocephus</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cohiba, post: 2255960, member: 2550"] I have a ton of nick names for my wife. Sometimes when we're in the grocery store, to get her attention I yell out. "Hey Punky Brewster, do we need this"? You had to be a kid of the '80's to know the tv show Punkie Brewster. Lately, I've been calling her Dr.Dre. We'll be at the bar and I say.."Hey Dr. Dre, you ready to go home"? We were at TLC (plant nursery) a few weeks ago and I called across the room... "Hey, Dr.Dre, is this the wood mulch you were talking about"? She now calls me Slim Shady. So in turn, at the grocery store or liquor store she'll call out. "Hey Slim Shady, is this the cereal you want"? or "Hey Slim Shady, is this the beer or whiskey you want for tonight"? So...lately pet or nick names. Punky Brewster Heifer Porcupine Dr.Dre Her to me: Slim Shady Whistle Britches Mr.Dickel...George Dickel Bocephus [/QUOTE]
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