Gag gifts for Christmas.

[cal7.62x39]

So I was wondering if anyone here does gag gifts? I have a long time friend that is a dimocrat and a brother in law that moved to California a decade ago that has officially reached snowflake status. I got them both a copy of this book. Other than chapter pages it is entirely blank. We will see how this goes.

 

[CorpsVet]

For a gag, I usually go with Bag Balm

 

[aarondhgraham]

That's like "The Nothing Book" sold back in the 60's,,,
200 blank pages.

I love giving gag gifts but I have found they must be very personal to work well.

Aarond

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[BrandonM]

A couple of romance novels from Walmart. Whatever has the most salacious title or over the top heaving bosom picture on the cover. I wrap them in old gun magazine pictures of AK’s and what not.

Also men’s bikini underwear can be funny when they open that.

 

[druryj]

"Slim" brand condoms always go over well.

 

[rickm]

Hmmm a couple of empty boxes of 9mm with some rocks in for weight and rattle sounds about right this year

 

[xseler]

Can't ever go wrong with Poo-pourri!!!

 

[adamsredlines]

I was at a friends for Xmas one year and one of his daughters bought him a blow up doll. He played along and opened it and started blowing her up when the doorbell rang. I guess he didnt hear it but the wife answered the door and here comes in the preacher neighbor with a pie gift as my buddy is there blowing up his new side piece. He flung the partially inflated GF under the tree...I am not sure if the preacher saw it or not but it was hilarious.

 

[MacFromOK]

For a gag, I usually go with Bag Balm

Ha! The joke may be on you. I keep some around for my dry/chapped hands.

An empty toilet paper package might be the ultimate gag gift this year...

If it don't get ya shot.

 

[druryj]

Can't ever go wrong with Poo-pourri!!!

You laugh? It works!