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<blockquote data-quote="turkeyrun" data-source="post: 3928405" data-attributes="member: 27991"><p>There was this one time in deer camp.........over 45 years ago.</p><p></p><p></p><p>It was opening weekend, I was in college.</p><p>We would leave Friday, after work and drive to Mason, Texas. Then, head to London to the dance hall. </p><p></p><p>The table behind us had 3 men and a 17 yo boy. The boy kept talking to us and finally, moved over to our table.</p><p></p><p>A couple of the guys kept slipping him drinks. He was pretty drunk. He started asking " who were the easy girls?" </p><p>And asked "if he needed to get laid? was he a virgin?" He said, "YES" and we suggested a goat.</p><p></p><p>Took a lot of talking and few more drinks, but he agreed.</p><p></p><p>Just down the ways, maybe half mile, a rancher had a bunch of Spanish goats. He hauled him down and pointed him in the right direction. He got one pretty quick. We laughed at him "for picking the UGLY one." and pointed out a large ewe for him.</p><p></p><p>He caught her, but couldn't figure out to get her cooperation. The one of us not laughing too much to talk, told him to put her back legs in his boots. He did. </p><p></p><p>She was stomping and kicking, he couldn't get the deed done.</p><p></p><p>Took him back to dance hall. His legs and ankles were so cut up, he could barely walk. Told his Dad, "he stepped off the curb and twisted BOTH ankles."</p><p></p><p>Yeah, I know, we are all going to H***.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="turkeyrun, post: 3928405, member: 27991"] There was this one time in deer camp.........over 45 years ago. It was opening weekend, I was in college. We would leave Friday, after work and drive to Mason, Texas. Then, head to London to the dance hall. The table behind us had 3 men and a 17 yo boy. The boy kept talking to us and finally, moved over to our table. A couple of the guys kept slipping him drinks. He was pretty drunk. He started asking " who were the easy girls?" And asked "if he needed to get laid? was he a virgin?" He said, "YES" and we suggested a goat. Took a lot of talking and few more drinks, but he agreed. Just down the ways, maybe half mile, a rancher had a bunch of Spanish goats. He hauled him down and pointed him in the right direction. He got one pretty quick. We laughed at him "for picking the UGLY one." and pointed out a large ewe for him. He caught her, but couldn't figure out to get her cooperation. The one of us not laughing too much to talk, told him to put her back legs in his boots. He did. She was stomping and kicking, he couldn't get the deed done. Took him back to dance hall. His legs and ankles were so cut up, he could barely walk. Told his Dad, "he stepped off the curb and twisted BOTH ankles." Yeah, I know, we are all going to H***. [/QUOTE]
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