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<blockquote data-quote="MacFromOK" data-source="post: 3697464" data-attributes="member: 40864"><p>An old farmer was passing widow Jones' house in his ancient model T pickup, when suddenly a rooster ran out in the road.</p><p></p><p>Try as he might, he couldn't dodge the rooster, which seemed downright bent on suicide. Sure enough, the bird ended right there.</p><p></p><p>He stopped and picked up the dead rooster, then warily walked up to widow Jones' front door and knocked. She had quite the reputation of being difficult to deal with, and he dreaded the encounter.</p><p></p><p>She finally came to the door, and the old farmer silently held up the dead rooster.</p><p></p><p>"You ran over one of my roosters?!!!"</p><p></p><p>"Yes, ma'am."</p><p></p><p>She looked out to the road and saw his old pickup.</p><p></p><p>"You ran over him in that thing?!!!"</p><p></p><p>"Yes, ma'am."</p><p></p><p>There was a long pause, then she replied, "Well... don't worry about it. If he couldn't outrun that thing, he couldn't catch my hens anyway."</p><p><img src="/images/smilies/new/drunk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":drunk2:" title="Drunk 2 :drunk2:" data-shortname=":drunk2:" /></p><p>___</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MacFromOK, post: 3697464, member: 40864"] An old farmer was passing widow Jones' house in his ancient model T pickup, when suddenly a rooster ran out in the road. Try as he might, he couldn't dodge the rooster, which seemed downright bent on suicide. Sure enough, the bird ended right there. He stopped and picked up the dead rooster, then warily walked up to widow Jones' front door and knocked. She had quite the reputation of being difficult to deal with, and he dreaded the encounter. She finally came to the door, and the old farmer silently held up the dead rooster. "You ran over one of my roosters?!!!" "Yes, ma'am." She looked out to the road and saw his old pickup. "You ran over him in that thing?!!!" "Yes, ma'am." There was a long pause, then she replied, "Well... don't worry about it. If he couldn't outrun that thing, he couldn't catch my hens anyway." :drunk2: ___ [/QUOTE]
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