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<blockquote data-quote="adamsredlines" data-source="post: 3315768" data-attributes="member: 40561"><p>A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"</p><p></p><p>"Arrh – Not at ‘tall." the pirate replies, "I be fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."</p><p></p><p>"Arrh!," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg. But the surgeon fixed me up, and I be fine, really."</p><p></p><p>"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."</p><p></p><p>"Aye," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off. But the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I be feeling great, really."</p><p></p><p>"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."</p><p>"Arrh," says the pirate, "One day when I was swabbing me deck, some gulls were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them--arrgh, he, pooped--in me eye."</p><p></p><p>"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from that!"</p><p></p><p>"Well," says the pirate, "'Twas me first day with me hook.”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="adamsredlines, post: 3315768, member: 40561"] A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "Arrh – Not at ‘tall." the pirate replies, "I be fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Arrh!," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg. But the surgeon fixed me up, and I be fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Aye," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off. But the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I be feeling great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Arrh," says the pirate, "One day when I was swabbing me deck, some gulls were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them--arrgh, he, pooped--in me eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from that!" "Well," says the pirate, "'Twas me first day with me hook.” [/QUOTE]
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