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<blockquote data-quote="John6185" data-source="post: 2949377" data-attributes="member: 25679"><p>Two just released servicemen get off a plane in Hopkins, SC their home town. The first one is an E5 buck sergeant the second is a Captain. Both had just ETS'd and were wondering what they were going to do for a job. The Enlisted man told the officer they could buy a mule and plow for other people. The Captain scratched his head a little and said alright. So they buy a mule and plow him the first day. The mule was sweating a pretty good bit. The sergeant tells the Captain we better take this mule down to the creek and let him drink some water. The Captain scratches his head again and says alright. They take him down to the creek and he wont drink. The sergeant says to the Captain Ill tell you what well hold his head down in the water and he will have to drink. The Captain scratches his head again and says alright. The hold his head down in the water and he still wont drink. The Sergeant says to the Captain Ill tell you what Ill hold his head down in the water and you go around to his butt hole and start a suction and hell have to drink then. The Captain scratches his head again and says alright. So the start and after about 10 minutes the Captain looks around at the sergeant and says hey, lift his head up a little I believe he’s sucking mud.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="John6185, post: 2949377, member: 25679"] Two just released servicemen get off a plane in Hopkins, SC their home town. The first one is an E5 buck sergeant the second is a Captain. Both had just ETS'd and were wondering what they were going to do for a job. The Enlisted man told the officer they could buy a mule and plow for other people. The Captain scratched his head a little and said alright. So they buy a mule and plow him the first day. The mule was sweating a pretty good bit. The sergeant tells the Captain we better take this mule down to the creek and let him drink some water. The Captain scratches his head again and says alright. They take him down to the creek and he wont drink. The sergeant says to the Captain Ill tell you what well hold his head down in the water and he will have to drink. The Captain scratches his head again and says alright. The hold his head down in the water and he still wont drink. The Sergeant says to the Captain Ill tell you what Ill hold his head down in the water and you go around to his butt hole and start a suction and hell have to drink then. The Captain scratches his head again and says alright. So the start and after about 10 minutes the Captain looks around at the sergeant and says hey, lift his head up a little I believe he’s sucking mud. [/QUOTE]
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