Hey y'all, I need some help with my cock!

[Glock 'em down]

Ha! Gotcha!

No, my Rooster has stopped crowing. I don't know if he's sick or what, but he's just not the same here lately. It's been around 2-3 weeks since I've heard him. He's been very vocal since I got him around August, but now he's just...I dunno...sad.

 

[Angler2312]

Sounds like you need a cock specialist.

 

[Firpo]

If you can get your hands on your cock I’d say grab ahold and give it a good inspection. Maybe it was injured.

 

[RugerSooner]

There’s a whole line of pharmaceuticals designed to help with an underperforming… rooster lol

 

[Glock 'em down]

Sounds like you need a cock specialist.

A cockologist perhaps?

 

[Glock 'em down]

If you can get your hands on your cock I’d say grab ahold and give it a good inspection. Maybe it was injured.

He's too big for me to grab hold of. Maybe if I use both hands.

 

[Glock 'em down]

There’s a whole line of pharmaceuticals designed to help with an underperforming… rooster lol

Like a little blue pill? He's still standing erect, he just doesn't quite perform like he used to.

 

[RugerSooner]

In all seriousness, how old is the bird?

 

[Glock 'em down]

In all seriousness, how old is the bird?

They lady we got him from hatched him out late last fall. So maybe a year.

 

[HillsideDesolate]

Sounds like you need a cock specialist.

You rang?