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<blockquote data-quote="Cowcatcher" data-source="post: 3195093" data-attributes="member: 43171"><p>Crash......grab 357 k6s, guaranteed wife is awake cuz she sleeps much lighter than I. Think to self, "dog is a dink, I miss my old dog". Wife has safe open (it's right by her pillow) and laid 20ga by me cuz I'm still laying in bed. I'm not moving cuz I've got a straight line of sight down the hallway the length of my house without moving my head from the pillow. She is down between the bed and safe callin the law (talkin real quiet n calm I hope) she armed herself with the s&w 686 357mag I wait for the sommitch to step into the light cuz no matter which door he came in he's gonna have to cross the lit hallway to move around the house. Unless, he came in the back door only seeking a bacon sandwich or he came in the front door only wanting to steal my tv remote. If he steps into the light he gets shot with the 20 unless wife hasn't got it to me yet and then he gets 357'd. Then he gets shot more and more cuz sommitch can't be dead nuff to suit me! Survival crime my ass! I still haven't left my room and I hope the law gets here soon. Wife has opened bedroom winder so we can effectively communicate with law on their arrival. Now she's at the safe waiting orders on what caliber I want next cuz this sommitch wanted a buffet instead of fitzin a ham sammich n leavin. </p><p>Plans may be subject to change.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cowcatcher, post: 3195093, member: 43171"] Crash......grab 357 k6s, guaranteed wife is awake cuz she sleeps much lighter than I. Think to self, "dog is a dink, I miss my old dog". Wife has safe open (it's right by her pillow) and laid 20ga by me cuz I'm still laying in bed. I'm not moving cuz I've got a straight line of sight down the hallway the length of my house without moving my head from the pillow. She is down between the bed and safe callin the law (talkin real quiet n calm I hope) she armed herself with the s&w 686 357mag I wait for the sommitch to step into the light cuz no matter which door he came in he's gonna have to cross the lit hallway to move around the house. Unless, he came in the back door only seeking a bacon sandwich or he came in the front door only wanting to steal my tv remote. If he steps into the light he gets shot with the 20 unless wife hasn't got it to me yet and then he gets 357'd. Then he gets shot more and more cuz sommitch can't be dead nuff to suit me! Survival crime my ass! I still haven't left my room and I hope the law gets here soon. Wife has opened bedroom winder so we can effectively communicate with law on their arrival. Now she's at the safe waiting orders on what caliber I want next cuz this sommitch wanted a buffet instead of fitzin a ham sammich n leavin. Plans may be subject to change. [/QUOTE]
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