How Can I Actually Retire

[kirk1978]

Wood working or small engine repair is gonna be my go to if the wife ever lets me retire.

 

[Pstmstr]

I need a sugar daddy.

You’re too ugly.

 

[1911Sooner]

Sperm bank doner, Lingerie sniffer, or photographer for playboy?

 

[Pstmstr]

Sperm bank doner, Lingerie sniffer, or photographer for playboy?

Been fixed, lost my sense of smell with Kung flu, but I do have a camera and a keen eye for all the right angles.

 

[THAT Gurl]

And I wanna see those old unlabeled VHS tapes in the very back of your closet.

You do know those are Grumpy's tapes, right?? I haven't even dared look at those things!

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

I'm about to take up metal detecting. I've been toying with the idea for several years and this year for Christmas my wife gave me cash to put toward a detector. Gonna' give it a go. She said she figures it's something we might enjoy together.

I have a detector and fart around with it on occasion.

***OFF TOPIC: There's a really fun show on Acorn TV (it's a British subtle comedy) called The Detectorists. I think there's only 3 seasons. It's different but the cast is fantastic and so is the dialogue. Maybe I'm weird but I really enjoyed it. You can get a 7 day free trial of Acorn and watch an episode or two if you're interested. It's something completely different from typical American TV.

Actually, you might be able to watch some on YouTube:

 

[radarmonkey]

You do know those are Grumpy's tapes, right?? I haven't even dared look at those things!

No, the ones in the very, very back...

 

[El Pablo]

You can create unholy unions between imaginary tv animals, Barney, and ARs…. https://www.okshooters.com/threads/aero-precision-purple-people-eater.325928/#post-3698575

 

[KOPBET]

Get a grower's license. Make a grow room. Enjoy the fruits of your labor.

 

[Shinneryfarmer]

Get a grower's license. Make a grow room. Enjoy the fruits of your labor.

If you smoke it all you don't make any money.