Step 1. Find the engineer who designed this thing.
Step 2. Beat said engineer into a pulp. Punch him in the throat. Hit him until you are tired.
Step 3. Go get neighbor.
Step 4. Have neighbor do step 2.
Step 2. Beat said engineer into a pulp. Punch him in the throat. Hit him until you are tired.
Step 3. Go get neighbor.
Step 4. Have neighbor do step 2.