I’m Sorry

[HarryBear]

Apology accepted, thank you.

 

[dancer4life]

I’m offended that you haven’t offended me yet. Get to it!

 

[radarmonkey]

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.
Please be patient, I will get to you soon.
That is all…..

Maybe we need a new thread, something like playing "the dozens" or "yo momma" jokes.

 

[DRC458]

Are you making a list ... and checking it twice?

You had help writing that, didn't you?

 

[Hodrod]

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.
Please be patient, I will get to you soon.
That is all…..

 

[Free Trapper]

 

[TerryMiller]

I'm offended that you seem to be able to do more RV'ing than we do...

...but then, I'm pretty happy with what we have been doing.

 

[Snattlerake]

Coming from a long genetic line of insulters, you need to step up your game and try group insulting. Instead of picking upon one certain individual like the midget and NBA player in the same elevator exclaiming, "and that's the long and the short of it". Start lumping people together by hobbies or gender or sexual preferences, or ... I have it, race!

Please insert non working smiley for sarcasm here.

 

[JoeUSooner]

Wait a minute. Am I supposed to be offended... that you're offended... that you haven't yet offended (me - or perhaps someone else)... ?
My brain hurts.

 

[DRC458]

I'm really offended that he didn't offend me first before he offended all the other offendees. I thought we were better friends than that! Or, better offenders!