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<blockquote data-quote="Cohiba" data-source="post: 2485436" data-attributes="member: 2550"><p>Bwaaaa, ha, ha, ha!!! You should have mowed over it and "fertilized" the yard!!!</p><p></p><p>Seriously, glad you found it before your child did.</p><p></p><p>Reminds me of an incident in High School. A buddy of mine who fancied himself a Cassanova had a trick played on him by a angry ex-girlfirend.</p><p></p><p>His girlfriend caught him cheating on her so she got some revenge. Remember, this was in 1980, when trucks had shiny chrome front and back bumpers. My buddy backed his truck into the parking space at school. When you got into his truck..walking toward the truck..you could see the back bumper but not the front.</p><p></p><p>Well, his ex-girlfriend extracted her revenge using condoms. During the school hours she and a few friends put some mayonnaise inside the condoms, then glued the unrolled condoms to his front bumper..about 7-10, of them.</p><p></p><p>Cruising main street and then parking in a Sonic..a lot of fellow classmates were honking, waving, yelling.."Atta Man" and stuff like that..he couldn't understand or figure out what the h@ll was going on.</p><p></p><p>The carhop bringing out his coke asked him if he saw the front of his truck. He first thought someone damaged it and got mad, jumped out and saw the condoms hanging off his bumper. He grabbed them, ripping them off..cussing and yelling about whose azz he was going to kick..with mayonase squirting on his hands.</p><p></p><p>He threw a fit and went to the manager of Sonic to see if he could wash his hands and if he could borrow some fry-cook gloves.</p><p></p><p>Long story short..all ended well. They did marry but I don't know if they're still together??</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cohiba, post: 2485436, member: 2550"] Bwaaaa, ha, ha, ha!!! You should have mowed over it and "fertilized" the yard!!! Seriously, glad you found it before your child did. Reminds me of an incident in High School. A buddy of mine who fancied himself a Cassanova had a trick played on him by a angry ex-girlfirend. His girlfriend caught him cheating on her so she got some revenge. Remember, this was in 1980, when trucks had shiny chrome front and back bumpers. My buddy backed his truck into the parking space at school. When you got into his truck..walking toward the truck..you could see the back bumper but not the front. Well, his ex-girlfriend extracted her revenge using condoms. During the school hours she and a few friends put some mayonnaise inside the condoms, then glued the unrolled condoms to his front bumper..about 7-10, of them. Cruising main street and then parking in a Sonic..a lot of fellow classmates were honking, waving, yelling.."Atta Man" and stuff like that..he couldn't understand or figure out what the h@ll was going on. The carhop bringing out his coke asked him if he saw the front of his truck. He first thought someone damaged it and got mad, jumped out and saw the condoms hanging off his bumper. He grabbed them, ripping them off..cussing and yelling about whose azz he was going to kick..with mayonase squirting on his hands. He threw a fit and went to the manager of Sonic to see if he could wash his hands and if he could borrow some fry-cook gloves. Long story short..all ended well. They did marry but I don't know if they're still together?? [/QUOTE]
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