If you're lucky, she is not trying to kill you.A couple of weeks ago she put these āmildā peppers in the spaghetti. Turns out they were a Thai Pepper, make habaneros seem on the mild side. Forgot to tell me, I took a bite and found another level of pain and inability to breathe! Drank half gallon of milk right away. Took a day for the pain to go away, the exit was bad too!
Then we are eating dinner and she says a great one liner right as I am starting to drink. Wrong pipe, coughing, all sorts of fun.
last night she stole my pillow and left me this lumpy mess of an old pillow. Had to find another pillow after I hit my head on the rock on my side of the bed.
Scared to see what is next! Maybe cancel life insurance? But hope yāall get some fun from my pain at any rateā¦.
She's started a Tik Tok account and she's secretly recording you and posting the video to become an Internet sensation.