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<blockquote data-quote="mightymouse" data-source="post: 3046325" data-attributes="member: 15253"><p>A man walks into an auto parts store and asks, "Do you sell toilet seats?" When told, "No", he surveys three walls lined with fan belts, glances down at a rack of car batteries at his elbow, and then asks, "Isn't this a plumbing store?"</p><p></p><p>Another man walks into a bicycle shop, strolls past 60-some odd bicycles on the display floor, walks up to a display cabinet full of bicycle accessories, and loudly says, "I want my windows tinted and a television installed."</p><p></p><p>"Well", says I, "I didn't know bicycles had windows and we sure don't install televisions on them."</p><p></p><p>"I don't want a TV for my bicycle!", he says rather haughtily, eyeing the row of bicycle racing trophies behind the counter. "I want it for my SUV!", and points, rather impatiently, to an Expedition on over-size chrome rims and low-profile tires in the parking lot. </p><p></p><p>"Sir, this is a bicycle shop! The car place is next door!" Without a word, he turns and leaves, certainly no wiser than when he came in.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mightymouse, post: 3046325, member: 15253"] A man walks into an auto parts store and asks, "Do you sell toilet seats?" When told, "No", he surveys three walls lined with fan belts, glances down at a rack of car batteries at his elbow, and then asks, "Isn't this a plumbing store?" Another man walks into a bicycle shop, strolls past 60-some odd bicycles on the display floor, walks up to a display cabinet full of bicycle accessories, and loudly says, "I want my windows tinted and a television installed." "Well", says I, "I didn't know bicycles had windows and we sure don't install televisions on them." "I don't want a TV for my bicycle!", he says rather haughtily, eyeing the row of bicycle racing trophies behind the counter. "I want it for my SUV!", and points, rather impatiently, to an Expedition on over-size chrome rims and low-profile tires in the parking lot. "Sir, this is a bicycle shop! The car place is next door!" Without a word, he turns and leaves, certainly no wiser than when he came in. [/QUOTE]
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